Scott en Aztlán wrote:
> We have already identified several categories of Sloth, including
>
> * Sloth Mergers, the doddering ninnies who take the on-ramp at 45 MPH
>
> * Sloth Coasters, the guys who take their foot off the gas whenever
> they see a red light (or even a "stale green") somewhere before the
> horizon
>
> * Sloth Passers, the pricks who get into the passing lane and procees
> to "pass" the other vehicle with a 0.001 MPH speed differential,
> causing the pass to last forever
>
> * Sloth Speeders, the Sloths who accelerate like molasses in January
> but keep right on accelerating; eventually, if they have enough
> running room, they will get up to 80 MPH
>
> And now there are Sloth Spoilers, the assholes who sit right next to
> you and match the speed of the Sloth in front of you, preventing you
> from changing into the wide open lane in front of the SS and escaping
> the trap. To escape their clutches, you have to slow down to a speed
> even lower than the SS, change lanes behind him twice, and then punch
> it - that's assuming you have at least 3 traffic lanes with which to
> work. If there are only 2 lanes, you're screwed.
>
> Of all the different kinds of Sloth, I think I hate the Sloth Spoilers
> the most.

One of the great things about being a slow driver is i'm never bothered
by all this little stuff that is driving you to an early grave.
HAHAHAHAHAHA