Thanks, Mike.

So many missed the point, it just makes me shake my head, again. The
troll got it, and played along. Then an OT guitar discussion ensued
(shrug).

Some moron in the cats group in-text replied to me, spending an hour
showing how hypocritical vegans are. What does it TAKE? Judging by
this, toilet humor would have been a big hit.

I thought I might get a chuckle or two. People have a hard time
stopping and thinking for 5 sec., and not just reacting. It usually
takes a loud noise or a threat to really get people's attention.
Reminds me of training dogs, or chasing raccoons off the porch



wrote:
> Yeah don't encourage the "ahole"... wouldn't want him to show your pathetic
> asses up or anything.
>
> -Mike
>
> --
> A happy kid behind the wheel of a 98 Mustang GT
> Cold air intake
> FRPP 3.73 gears
> Steeda Tri-Ax Shifter
> Flowmaster 40 Series mufflers (self-installed woohoo)
> Hi-speed fan switch
> 255/60R-15 rear tires
> Subframe connectors
> Aluminum adjustable clutch quadrant
>
>
> "cagney" > wrote in message
> ...
>
>>don't encourage this Ahole
>>
>>
>>"Wound Up"
> wrote in
>>message
...
>>
>>>Let's mix it up, shall we? I mean,
>>
>>seeing all this trollish
>>
>>>crossposting has stirred up such
>>
>>inspiration... I thought I'd take the
>>
>>>initiative to EXPRESS MY UTTER
>>
>>SUPERIORITY AND MAKE EVERYONE LOOK LIKE
>>
>>>IDIOTS. RULE NUMBER ONE - There IS NO
>>
>>RIGHT unless I SAY THERE is.
>>
>>>Remember that, and we'll get along
>>
>>swimmingly. JUST READ ON, DON'T
>>
>>>REPLY YET, or you're an IDIOT ALREADY.
>>
>>ARE YA? HUH? PLEASE TELL ME
>>
>>>YOU ARE, I'LL EVISCERATE YOU HERE AND
>>
>>NOW!
>>
>>>Here's MY story. My cats and I like
>>
>>to create scrapbooks of idiots
>>
>>>racing Mustangs versus Dodge pickup
>>
>>trucks whilst dining upon eggplant
>>
>>>flambe and catching an NCAA game,
>>
>>spewing chunks of vegetable matter
>>
>>>everywhere as I scream in dismay at
>>
>>unfair penalties.
>>
>>>If ANYONE doesn't understand how
>>
>>SUPERIOR I AM TO ALL OTHERS because of
>>
>>>my SUPERIOR PASTIME and HOBBY is a
>>
>>MORON, and anything but unequivocal
>>
>>>agreement with me on this point will
>>
>>be met with a long string of
>>
>>>derisive and unyeilding insults.
>>>
>>>KEEP ON TROLLING, because there is NO
>>
>>REAL LIMIT to this absurdity.
>>
>>>Now let's just blow the roof off this
>>
>>mother, and see everyone thinks.
>>
>>>I wonder what the flat-earth society's
>>
>>take on the matter is??
>>
>>>
>>>A few WOUND UP thoughts to get you all
>>
>>going-
>>
>>>
>>>Ford stands for F___D OVER REBUILT
>>
>>DODGE! Yeah, you heard me, I must be
>>
>>>a damned masochist for owning two of
>>
>>them. Fix Or Repair Daily. Found
>>
>>>On Road Dead. Tell me about it.
>>
>>Crusty ol' Rustangs don't just suck,
>>
>>>they suck, squeeze, bang and blow.
>>
>>Junk 'em all, they're just GLORIFIED
>>
>>>FALCONS ANYWAY. 5.0s? Any car that
>>
>>needs a heater core every other
>>
>>>year SUCKS; all 5.0s should be JUNKED
>>
>>for they are inferior to
>>
>>>everything else. FIVE-POINT-SLOW!!
>>
>>SLOW!! Don't get me started on
>>
>>>weak little SN95s, either. Where's
>>
>>the other half of your motor, 281
>>
>>>cid? WEENIE! Why else would you need
>>
>>7000 rpm? And the new ones are
>>
>>>BUTT-UGLY PILES OF STEAMING CRAP!
>>>
>>>As for Dodges, new hemis are SIMPLY
>>
>>LAME MOMMY MOBILES! I rented a
>>
>>>Durango, and the thing was just a
>>
>>weak-ass gas hog. WEAK! The
>>
>>>transmission temp light kept coming on
>>
>>as I searched for that awesome
>>
>>>hemi power. WEAK! Can't even scratch
>>
>>in AWD? WEEEAAAK! My foot was
>>
>>>not the problem. Don't believe the
>>
>>hemi hype. 12 mpg and for WHAT? A
>>
>>>stupid "HEMI" badge? GET A LIFE! OH,
>>
>>Dodge put a Viper V10 in a
>>
>>>freaking pickup truck, like no one's
>>
>>ever considered something like it
>>
>>>in the world. It's just STUPID. I
>>
>>guess you Dodge boys are wannabe
>>
>>>Truck Series racers. I hope you all
>>
>>lose your licenses trying to make
>>
>>>up for your male deficiencies. And
>>
>>jumping those UGLY-ASS trucks on
>>
>>>that STUPID commercial. What GENIUS.
>>
>>Just like the Duster guys. FLOOR
>>
>>>IT, MAN! DUH HUH
>>>
>>>The Sooners at the Orange Bowl - five
>>
>>turnovers? Man, Southern Cal made
>>
>>>you look like a bunch of freakin
>>
>>IDIOTS! No, I take that back, you made
>>
>>>yourself look like idiots, because
>>
>>Southern Cal just had DUMB LUCK on
>>
>>>their side, and no skill. NONE!
>>
>>Dumb-as-post jocks, what are you going
>>
>>>to do with your lives when your glory
>>
>>days end? I'LL TELL YA. YOU'LL
>>
>>>BE LIVING ON A STEADY DIET OF
>>
>>GOVERNMENT CHEESE, IN A -VAN- DOWN BY
>>THE
>>
>>>RIVER!!!!
>>>
>>>Cats rule; dogs drool! AND MY CATS
>>
>>CAN BEAT UP YOUR CATS! HISS!!!!
>>
>>>RRROOOWWWWWWWWLL!!! And just try it,
>>
>>dog boy, AND I'll GOUGE YOUR
>>
>>>FREAKING EYES OUT!
>>>
>>>MEAT IS BLOODY MURDER! You animals
>>
>>what with your disgusting vile
>>
>>>poisonous meat-eating habits, do you
>>
>>know how they butcher turkeys?
>>
>>>What about veal? HOW CAN YOU LIVE
>>
>>WITH YOURSELVES for eating meat and
>>
>>>supporting this terrible industry?
>>
>>YOU ARE MORALLY BANKRUPT. AND YOU
>>
>>>SMELL DISGUSTING FROM IT EATING MEAT,
>>
>>EVEN THOUGH I FART ALL DAY LONG.
>>
>>>Scrapbooks record life itself. If you
>>
>>don't understand the value of it,
>>
>>>or think it's frivolous and dumb, you
>>
>>are going to wake up one day and
>>
>>>regret your memories are forever lost.
>>
>>I pity you fools who don't
>>
>>>understand the value of it. IGNORANCE
>>
>>IS NO EXCUSE. AND I'LL GLUE YOUR
>>
>>>GOD DAMNED FACE SHUT IF YOU THINK
>>
>>OTHERWISE!!
>>
>>>--
>>>Wound Up
>>>
>>
>>
>
>


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Wound Up

1967 Mustang Coupe, restored & modified

"A pessimist is just a well-informed optimist." - Anonymous