(Penis Boy) wrote:

> got to love a country that still worships a queen.

The Queen is a tourist attraction; our equivalent of the Grand Canyon and Eiffel
Tower all rolled into one. That's why the recent wedding was bigger news elsewhere
than here... we were just happy to have an extra free Bank Holiday and an excuse to
have a "communal experience" for a change.

You don't get many of those these days, sadly, so I guess there was an element of
grasping at straws in the whole standing around on The Mall waving flags and
dressing like ****s thing. I've no idea where some of those people come from. It's
like they crawl out from under a rock or something.

The Monarchy won't survive long one Charles gets the job of balancing fancy
jewellery on his head and smiling at folk he couldn't give a toss about. I bet he's
**** at rFactor too.

Do you see what I did there? Anyone would think this was a sim racing newsgroup.

Andrew McP

PS I had a satsuma earlier. Does that make me fruity?