Damned good advice Brian.

"bad65" > wrote in message
...
> Dad,
>
> It sounds like you are fed up with cars at the moment. Drop the auto
repair
> for the day and go for a fly. That will clear your head and get you in a
> better mood.
>
> Brian
>
>
> "Dad" > wrote in message
> ...
> > My '72 is tore apart and the dash is on the roof right now so I need a
> > little humor in my life.
> >
> > The Red neck that installed the radio before I got it used a 2" screw to
> > re-install the drivers side kick panel. Screw not required because it
> > missed the metal and was screwed into the door wiring harness. Some time
> > later the windows quit working, will a dead short do that? Cleaned a
taped
> > the wires and replaced the burnt out relay and all is well. Now all I
need
> > to do is re-install the dash and the center consol.
> >
> > My son has never ridden in it and we are going for a ride this weekend
if
> > we can get him in it, he's up and around now and doing well.
> >
> > You Might Be A Redneck Pilot If...
> >
> > ... your stall warning plays "Dixie."
> >
> > ... your cross-country flight plan uses flea markets as check
points.
> >
> > ... you think sectionals charts should show trailer parks.
> >
> > ... you've ever used moonshine as avgas.
> >
> > ... you have mud flaps on your wheel pants.
> >
> > ... you think GPS stands for going perfectly straight.
> >
> > ... your toothpick keeps poking your mike.
> >
> > ... you constantly confuse Beechcraft with Beechnut.
> >
> > ... just before impact, you are heard saying, "Hey y'all, watch
this!"
> >
> >
> > ... you have a black airplane with a big #3 on the side.
> >
> > ... you've ever just taxied around the airport drinking beer.
> >
> > ... you use a Purina feed bag for a windsock.
> >
> > ... you fuel your Wizzbang 140 from a Mason jar.
> >
> > ... you wouldn't be caught dead flyin' a Grumman "Yankee."
> >
> > ... you refer to flying in formation as "We got ourselves a convoy!"
> >
> > ... there is a sign on the side of your aircraft advertising your
> > septic tank service.
> >
> > ... you are the owner of Red Neck Airlines and pilot of Redneck One.
> >
> > ... you subscribe to The Southern Aviator because of the soft paper!
> >
> > ... you have ever incorporated sheetrock into the repair of your
> > aircraft.
> >
> > ... you have ever responded to ATC with the phrase "That's a big
> > 10-4!"
> >
> > ... you typically answer female controllers with titles like "Sugar"
> > or "Little darlin'."
> > If she responds with the words "Honey" or "Big guy" then she may be
a
> > redneck.
> >
> > ... you have ever used a relief tube as a spittoon.
> >
> > ... you have ever tried to impress your girlfriend by buzzing her
> > doublewide.
> >
> > ... the preprinted portion of your weight and balance sheet contains
> > "Case of Bud."
> >
> > ... your go/no-go checklist includes the words "Skoal" or "Redman."
> > --
> > Dad
> > 04 C5 CE Z51
> > 72 Shark Black/Black/4spd
> >
>
>