'OK "dave", get the hell out of the left lane or get a ticket. '

ME: I never said that i stay in the left lane and go slow. I use the
left lane for turning left or for passing only. And on a 6 or 8 lane
Expressway, i prefer to stay in the middle or far right hand lane . It
was you who made up the story that i sit in the left lane and go slow.