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My '72 is tore apart and the dash is on the roof right now so I need a
little humor in my life. The Red neck that installed the radio before I got it used a 2" screw to re-install the drivers side kick panel. Screw not required because it missed the metal and was screwed into the door wiring harness. Some time later the windows quit working, will a dead short do that? Cleaned a taped the wires and replaced the burnt out relay and all is well. Now all I need to do is re-install the dash and the center consol. My son has never ridden in it and we are going for a ride this weekend if we can get him in it, he's up and around now and doing well. You Might Be A Redneck Pilot If... ... your stall warning plays "Dixie." ... your cross-country flight plan uses flea markets as check points. ... you think sectionals charts should show trailer parks. ... you've ever used moonshine as avgas. ... you have mud flaps on your wheel pants. ... you think GPS stands for going perfectly straight. ... your toothpick keeps poking your mike. ... you constantly confuse Beechcraft with Beechnut. ... just before impact, you are heard saying, "Hey y'all, watch this!" ... you have a black airplane with a big #3 on the side. ... you've ever just taxied around the airport drinking beer. ... you use a Purina feed bag for a windsock. ... you fuel your Wizzbang 140 from a Mason jar. ... you wouldn't be caught dead flyin' a Grumman "Yankee." ... you refer to flying in formation as "We got ourselves a convoy!" ... there is a sign on the side of your aircraft advertising your septic tank service. ... you are the owner of Red Neck Airlines and pilot of Redneck One. ... you subscribe to The Southern Aviator because of the soft paper! ... you have ever incorporated sheetrock into the repair of your aircraft. ... you have ever responded to ATC with the phrase "That's a big 10-4!" ... you typically answer female controllers with titles like "Sugar" or "Little darlin'." If she responds with the words "Honey" or "Big guy" then she may be a redneck. ... you have ever used a relief tube as a spittoon. ... you have ever tried to impress your girlfriend by buzzing her doublewide. ... the preprinted portion of your weight and balance sheet contains "Case of Bud." ... your go/no-go checklist includes the words "Skoal" or "Redman." -- Dad 04 C5 CE Z51 72 Shark Black/Black/4spd |
Dad wrote:
> you have a black airplane with a big #3 on the side. Funny you should mention that! My GA lessons are almost complete, and I took out an aircraft loan with MBNA (through AOPA of course) and have been looking at some Piper Cherokee Sixes and Piper Lances. Haven't seen anything that my FBO thought was worth buying yet, but when I get it I was thinking of doing it in black with a #3 on the tail. :-) Also looked at this, but this is a bit off the deep end, even if it's only $100K or so. http://www.controller.com/listings/f...&setype=1&nh=0 http://www.aviatorshotline.com/avsea...=1 9263_a.jpg -- ______________________________________________ "Tom Pendergast" > wrote in message > I will find out who your kids friends are. "Tom Pendergast" > wrote in message > I will find your synagogue and other folks who attend it. |
Dad wrote:
> you have a black airplane with a big #3 on the side. Funny you should mention that! My GA lessons are almost complete, and I took out an aircraft loan with MBNA (through AOPA of course) and have been looking at some Piper Cherokee Sixes and Piper Lances. Haven't seen anything that my FBO thought was worth buying yet, but when I get it I was thinking of doing it in black with a #3 on the tail. :-) Also looked at this, but this is a bit off the deep end, even if it's only $100K or so. http://www.controller.com/listings/f...&setype=1&nh=0 http://www.aviatorshotline.com/avsea...=1 9263_a.jpg -- ______________________________________________ "Tom Pendergast" > wrote in message > I will find out who your kids friends are. "Tom Pendergast" > wrote in message > I will find your synagogue and other folks who attend it. |
"Dad" > wrote in message
... > My '72 is tore apart and the dash is on the roof right now so I need a > little humor in my life. > snip "now that's funny right there, I don't care who you are" |
"Dad" > wrote in message
... > My '72 is tore apart and the dash is on the roof right now so I need a > little humor in my life. > snip "now that's funny right there, I don't care who you are" |
Dad,
It sounds like you are fed up with cars at the moment. Drop the auto repair for the day and go for a fly. That will clear your head and get you in a better mood. Brian "Dad" > wrote in message ... > My '72 is tore apart and the dash is on the roof right now so I need a > little humor in my life. > > The Red neck that installed the radio before I got it used a 2" screw to > re-install the drivers side kick panel. Screw not required because it > missed the metal and was screwed into the door wiring harness. Some time > later the windows quit working, will a dead short do that? Cleaned a taped > the wires and replaced the burnt out relay and all is well. Now all I need > to do is re-install the dash and the center consol. > > My son has never ridden in it and we are going for a ride this weekend if > we can get him in it, he's up and around now and doing well. > > You Might Be A Redneck Pilot If... > > ... your stall warning plays "Dixie." > > ... your cross-country flight plan uses flea markets as check points. > > ... you think sectionals charts should show trailer parks. > > ... you've ever used moonshine as avgas. > > ... you have mud flaps on your wheel pants. > > ... you think GPS stands for going perfectly straight. > > ... your toothpick keeps poking your mike. > > ... you constantly confuse Beechcraft with Beechnut. > > ... just before impact, you are heard saying, "Hey y'all, watch this!" > > > ... you have a black airplane with a big #3 on the side. > > ... you've ever just taxied around the airport drinking beer. > > ... you use a Purina feed bag for a windsock. > > ... you fuel your Wizzbang 140 from a Mason jar. > > ... you wouldn't be caught dead flyin' a Grumman "Yankee." > > ... you refer to flying in formation as "We got ourselves a convoy!" > > ... there is a sign on the side of your aircraft advertising your > septic tank service. > > ... you are the owner of Red Neck Airlines and pilot of Redneck One. > > ... you subscribe to The Southern Aviator because of the soft paper! > > ... you have ever incorporated sheetrock into the repair of your > aircraft. > > ... you have ever responded to ATC with the phrase "That's a big > 10-4!" > > ... you typically answer female controllers with titles like "Sugar" > or "Little darlin'." > If she responds with the words "Honey" or "Big guy" then she may be a > redneck. > > ... you have ever used a relief tube as a spittoon. > > ... you have ever tried to impress your girlfriend by buzzing her > doublewide. > > ... the preprinted portion of your weight and balance sheet contains > "Case of Bud." > > ... your go/no-go checklist includes the words "Skoal" or "Redman." > -- > Dad > 04 C5 CE Z51 > 72 Shark Black/Black/4spd > |
Dad,
It sounds like you are fed up with cars at the moment. Drop the auto repair for the day and go for a fly. That will clear your head and get you in a better mood. Brian "Dad" > wrote in message ... > My '72 is tore apart and the dash is on the roof right now so I need a > little humor in my life. > > The Red neck that installed the radio before I got it used a 2" screw to > re-install the drivers side kick panel. Screw not required because it > missed the metal and was screwed into the door wiring harness. Some time > later the windows quit working, will a dead short do that? Cleaned a taped > the wires and replaced the burnt out relay and all is well. Now all I need > to do is re-install the dash and the center consol. > > My son has never ridden in it and we are going for a ride this weekend if > we can get him in it, he's up and around now and doing well. > > You Might Be A Redneck Pilot If... > > ... your stall warning plays "Dixie." > > ... your cross-country flight plan uses flea markets as check points. > > ... you think sectionals charts should show trailer parks. > > ... you've ever used moonshine as avgas. > > ... you have mud flaps on your wheel pants. > > ... you think GPS stands for going perfectly straight. > > ... your toothpick keeps poking your mike. > > ... you constantly confuse Beechcraft with Beechnut. > > ... just before impact, you are heard saying, "Hey y'all, watch this!" > > > ... you have a black airplane with a big #3 on the side. > > ... you've ever just taxied around the airport drinking beer. > > ... you use a Purina feed bag for a windsock. > > ... you fuel your Wizzbang 140 from a Mason jar. > > ... you wouldn't be caught dead flyin' a Grumman "Yankee." > > ... you refer to flying in formation as "We got ourselves a convoy!" > > ... there is a sign on the side of your aircraft advertising your > septic tank service. > > ... you are the owner of Red Neck Airlines and pilot of Redneck One. > > ... you subscribe to The Southern Aviator because of the soft paper! > > ... you have ever incorporated sheetrock into the repair of your > aircraft. > > ... you have ever responded to ATC with the phrase "That's a big > 10-4!" > > ... you typically answer female controllers with titles like "Sugar" > or "Little darlin'." > If she responds with the words "Honey" or "Big guy" then she may be a > redneck. > > ... you have ever used a relief tube as a spittoon. > > ... you have ever tried to impress your girlfriend by buzzing her > doublewide. > > ... the preprinted portion of your weight and balance sheet contains > "Case of Bud." > > ... your go/no-go checklist includes the words "Skoal" or "Redman." > -- > Dad > 04 C5 CE Z51 > 72 Shark Black/Black/4spd > |
Damned good advice Brian.
"bad65" > wrote in message ... > Dad, > > It sounds like you are fed up with cars at the moment. Drop the auto repair > for the day and go for a fly. That will clear your head and get you in a > better mood. > > Brian > > > "Dad" > wrote in message > ... > > My '72 is tore apart and the dash is on the roof right now so I need a > > little humor in my life. > > > > The Red neck that installed the radio before I got it used a 2" screw to > > re-install the drivers side kick panel. Screw not required because it > > missed the metal and was screwed into the door wiring harness. Some time > > later the windows quit working, will a dead short do that? Cleaned a taped > > the wires and replaced the burnt out relay and all is well. Now all I need > > to do is re-install the dash and the center consol. > > > > My son has never ridden in it and we are going for a ride this weekend if > > we can get him in it, he's up and around now and doing well. > > > > You Might Be A Redneck Pilot If... > > > > ... your stall warning plays "Dixie." > > > > ... your cross-country flight plan uses flea markets as check points. > > > > ... you think sectionals charts should show trailer parks. > > > > ... you've ever used moonshine as avgas. > > > > ... you have mud flaps on your wheel pants. > > > > ... you think GPS stands for going perfectly straight. > > > > ... your toothpick keeps poking your mike. > > > > ... you constantly confuse Beechcraft with Beechnut. > > > > ... just before impact, you are heard saying, "Hey y'all, watch this!" > > > > > > ... you have a black airplane with a big #3 on the side. > > > > ... you've ever just taxied around the airport drinking beer. > > > > ... you use a Purina feed bag for a windsock. > > > > ... you fuel your Wizzbang 140 from a Mason jar. > > > > ... you wouldn't be caught dead flyin' a Grumman "Yankee." > > > > ... you refer to flying in formation as "We got ourselves a convoy!" > > > > ... there is a sign on the side of your aircraft advertising your > > septic tank service. > > > > ... you are the owner of Red Neck Airlines and pilot of Redneck One. > > > > ... you subscribe to The Southern Aviator because of the soft paper! > > > > ... you have ever incorporated sheetrock into the repair of your > > aircraft. > > > > ... you have ever responded to ATC with the phrase "That's a big > > 10-4!" > > > > ... you typically answer female controllers with titles like "Sugar" > > or "Little darlin'." > > If she responds with the words "Honey" or "Big guy" then she may be a > > redneck. > > > > ... you have ever used a relief tube as a spittoon. > > > > ... you have ever tried to impress your girlfriend by buzzing her > > doublewide. > > > > ... the preprinted portion of your weight and balance sheet contains > > "Case of Bud." > > > > ... your go/no-go checklist includes the words "Skoal" or "Redman." > > -- > > Dad > > 04 C5 CE Z51 > > 72 Shark Black/Black/4spd > > > > |
Damned good advice Brian.
"bad65" > wrote in message ... > Dad, > > It sounds like you are fed up with cars at the moment. Drop the auto repair > for the day and go for a fly. That will clear your head and get you in a > better mood. > > Brian > > > "Dad" > wrote in message > ... > > My '72 is tore apart and the dash is on the roof right now so I need a > > little humor in my life. > > > > The Red neck that installed the radio before I got it used a 2" screw to > > re-install the drivers side kick panel. Screw not required because it > > missed the metal and was screwed into the door wiring harness. Some time > > later the windows quit working, will a dead short do that? Cleaned a taped > > the wires and replaced the burnt out relay and all is well. Now all I need > > to do is re-install the dash and the center consol. > > > > My son has never ridden in it and we are going for a ride this weekend if > > we can get him in it, he's up and around now and doing well. > > > > You Might Be A Redneck Pilot If... > > > > ... your stall warning plays "Dixie." > > > > ... your cross-country flight plan uses flea markets as check points. > > > > ... you think sectionals charts should show trailer parks. > > > > ... you've ever used moonshine as avgas. > > > > ... you have mud flaps on your wheel pants. > > > > ... you think GPS stands for going perfectly straight. > > > > ... your toothpick keeps poking your mike. > > > > ... you constantly confuse Beechcraft with Beechnut. > > > > ... just before impact, you are heard saying, "Hey y'all, watch this!" > > > > > > ... you have a black airplane with a big #3 on the side. > > > > ... you've ever just taxied around the airport drinking beer. > > > > ... you use a Purina feed bag for a windsock. > > > > ... you fuel your Wizzbang 140 from a Mason jar. > > > > ... you wouldn't be caught dead flyin' a Grumman "Yankee." > > > > ... you refer to flying in formation as "We got ourselves a convoy!" > > > > ... there is a sign on the side of your aircraft advertising your > > septic tank service. > > > > ... you are the owner of Red Neck Airlines and pilot of Redneck One. > > > > ... you subscribe to The Southern Aviator because of the soft paper! > > > > ... you have ever incorporated sheetrock into the repair of your > > aircraft. > > > > ... you have ever responded to ATC with the phrase "That's a big > > 10-4!" > > > > ... you typically answer female controllers with titles like "Sugar" > > or "Little darlin'." > > If she responds with the words "Honey" or "Big guy" then she may be a > > redneck. > > > > ... you have ever used a relief tube as a spittoon. > > > > ... you have ever tried to impress your girlfriend by buzzing her > > doublewide. > > > > ... the preprinted portion of your weight and balance sheet contains > > "Case of Bud." > > > > ... your go/no-go checklist includes the words "Skoal" or "Redman." > > -- > > Dad > > 04 C5 CE Z51 > > 72 Shark Black/Black/4spd > > > > |
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