Cars - TOWING A SATURN- from theCONFUSING owners handbook !

On Tue, 2 Nov 2004 17:03:23 -0600, "Lane"
<lane-at-evilplastic-dot-com> wrote:

>> You probably need a helmet to
>> prevent injury during your daily life because you tend to forget where
>> your head is positioned. You need warning labels on knives to be
>> reminded that they can potentially cut you. You are the reason we have
>> child safety lighters. You need a cork on your fork to prevent you
>> accidently putting your eye out.
>
>Nooo!! We need some form of Darwinism. Let these people be.
>
>Lane
>
Yeah, but I don't want them out on the road where they can potentially
injure me through shear stupidity: "There is no warning lable on the
rain, how was I supposed to know it would take longer to stop"
However, you are more than welcome to gather them all together in a
"winner take all match of stupid" somewhere where they aren't a danger
to others and they can go at it.

>
>"Rev Turd Fredericks" > wrote in message
.. .
>> On 2 Nov 2004 07:58:16 -0800, (misterfact) wrote:
>>
>> >"Kevin M. Keller" > wrote in message
>...
>> >> I don't know why I'm bothering to feed the troll, but here we go...
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> (misterfact) typed until their fingers bled, and
>> >> came up with:
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> > 200s series page 247
>> >> >
>> >> > Towing- when you call the towing service tell them:
>> >> >
>> >> > "That your Saturn can only be towed with a vehicle carrier or
>> >> > wheel lift tow truck"
>> >> >
>> >>
>> >> when towing a DISABLED VEHICLE, this is how it is to be done - this
>means
>> >> that they cannot use one of the older frame/bumper lifing tow trucks.
>> >>
>> >> > Then on the next page (248) the idiots at Saturn contradict
>> >> > themselves! They say that the car can be towed on "ALL 4 WHEELS"!
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> ALL S SERIES SATURNS CAN BE TOWED "4 DOWN" USING A TOWBAR. is that
>clear
>> >> enough for you?
>> >
>> > Great- now tell that to all those "knowlegable" Saturn experts who
>> >keep posting that "you can't tow ANY Saturn on all 4 wheels". They
>> >appear under heading "Saturn Horror Stories". Again- If some models
>> >can and some can't- send a note to Saturn like I did and suggest they
>> >quit burrying that info in small print- and put it on the dash!
>>
>> If you can't read and unstand the Saturn owners manual, you are
>> retarded and shouldn't be driving. You probably need a helmet to
>> prevent injury during your daily life because you tend to forget where
>> your head is positioned. You need warning labels on knives to be
>> reminded that they can potentially cut you. You are the reason we have
>> child safety lighters. You need a cork on your fork to prevent you
>> accidently putting your eye out.
>