> said in rec.autos.driving: > Yeah, but you have a major problem comprehending simple english > statements, which leads me to believe your native language might be > french, or perhaps spanish. My money would be on French. Aunt Judy is too big a pussy to speak any other language.

Driving in right lane (prolly 1st mistake) relatively slowly (SL + 3) when a van catches up in the left lane, pulls even, and matches my speed. I brake sharply and slow to 55. Van shoots ahead and also slows to 55, so there he is, still matching my speed (what the F for??????). I'd like to go...

Hello: Have any of you tried any of the gas-saving tips that float around every time gas prices spike? You know the ones, about keeping your tires inflated properly and using your air conditioner sparingly, that type of stuff to keep your cost at the pump down. I'm wondering because I recently...

> Scott en Aztlán said in rec.autos.driving: > The fireman interviewed for the story made the comment (paraphrasing) > "it wouldn't have happened like this it it had been 8 adults in that > car." Damn, you mean they lived and Darwin didn't get the job finished?? Don't get my hopes up like that......

> Scott en Aztlán said in rec.autos.driving: > So I'm making a right hand turn from a dedicated right-turn pocket > onto a street with an "on-ramp" style merging lane so that traffic > turning right does not have to stop (in fact, this intersection is > signed as such). In front of me is a riced-up...

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Scott en Aztlán wrote: > KIIS-FM should be fined an amount equal to the lost productivity their > stupid little publicity stunt has caused Los Angeles. KIIS is owned by Clear Channel, a media giant not necessarily known for its intelligent radio programming. :) -- Steve Sobol, Professional Geek...

"Laura Bush murdered her boy friend" > wrote in message ... > > wrote: >> laura bush - VEHICULAR HOMICIDE wrote: >> > Ten states now have laws that let you kill...

"laura bush - VEHICULAR HOMICIDE" > wrote in message ... > Ten states now have laws that let you kill someone you think is a > threat. You no longer have to retreat. Obviously speeders and drunk > drivers and tailgaters and idiots...

That same stunt happened in Dallas in the summer of 1986. My friend and I were goofing round in her bedroom when her mum slammed the door open and stormed in the bedroom. We thought she was busting us for the illicit activity between two older teenagers. Naturally, we were mortified and scared...

Someone on another board with an 06 VW Beetle says his cost $300!!!!! Is that true for american cars too?? If so then it's just more proof of the conspiracy to make cars more and more complex so the auto makers can charge more. I can have a new key for my 20 yr old beater made for $2.

Around 5/26/2006 5:33 PM, Scott en Aztlán wrote: > So I'm making a right hand turn from a dedicated right-turn pocket > onto a street with an "on-ramp" style merging lane so that traffic > turning right does not have to stop (in fact, this intersection is > signed as such). In front of me is a...

In >, Scott en Aztlán wrote: > (from a different newsgroup) >On Wed, 24 May 2006 04:36:54 +0000 (UTC), (Don >Klipstein) wrote: (SNIP) (on PA NE extension segment between Midcounty and Lansdale) >> I did notice that median speed and...

Heard a very telling interview on WTOP out of DC. DC had made the top 10 road rage cities. So, the WTOP reporter decided to call the police of the very best place to drive, Minneapolis, which gas the least road rage. The reporter also called the Maryland state police (I believe it was, or it...

Radio program yesterday discussed why DC was 2nd worst city for accidents, with 5.1 years, on average, between DC citizens having accidents. The callers into the program speculated that there's an awful lot of transients, including foreigners, that drive the streets. Another laid it to the...

"Scott en Aztlán" > wrote in message ... > http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-briefs25.3may25,1,6050001.story?coll=la-headlines-california&ctrack=1&cset=true > > or > > http://tinyurl.com/hn563 > > The driver of the Ferrari...

In article >, Scott en Aztlán wrote: > So I'm making a right hand turn from a dedicated right-turn pocket > onto a street with an "on-ramp" style merging lane so that traffic > turning right does not have to stop (in fact, this intersection is > signed as...

Laura Bush murdered her boy friend relaxed its anal sphincter muscle and this flatulence was smelled by all in rec.autos.driving: > > For murder!!!!!!!!!!!! You belong in the criminal coddlers HOF. You're one of the inaugural members. -- Aunt Judy defends a known *drunk driver*:

"Scott en Aztlán" > wrote in message ... > KTLA reports that a Nissan Sentra driven by a 19 year old and crammed > with 7 other teenagers (2 of which were riding in the trunk) went off > a cliff on Mulholland Drive and down a...